All Good Sysadmins Go to Heaven
From: Gregory Craff <gmcraff@u.washington.edu> <warning type="topic drift"> On Thu, 10 Apr 1997, Alister wrote: > I was > < this close to the great network in the sky (say, where do > BOFH's go when it's time to shutdown -now ?) I think when the tally sheet comes up in the Great Beyond, it will look something like this: (Please forgive tab damage) Original Sin - 500 30 Mortal Sins: "Anger", per count -6000 30 Lusers LARTed. See above. +8000 3 Mortal Sins: "Covetousness" -1000 -- Note: "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors' server"; "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's network"; "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's funding" 5000 Venial Sins - 500 3000 Moment of divine grace +3000 Favor of God credit: Sysadmin +5000 Sympathy of God credit: Win95 + 250 --------------------------------------------- +8250 Et voila, you're going to Heaven. You could go covet thy neighbor's Indy a few more times. In fact, I think if you tac-nuke AOL central, the bonus you get from the LARTing give you enough leeway to have your own fascist-dictator regime for twenty years. Gregory Craff | "The beatings^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hweekly meetings will Sysadmin | continue until morale improves." BOFH | -inspired by BSAFHs P. Gosling and M. Ray, of ASR
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