Man Pages (and commands) that should be part of Unix
When bitching on a.s.r, some of us have authored the man pages we really wish were included in unix (with their associated commands). We truely are a twisted lot, and these contributions help to prove the point.
The whole lot can be obtained as the a.s.r man page distribution tar file. The pages have been troff formatted, so you can install them at your site. This is encouraged.
Section 1 - User Commands
sysadmin - responsible for everything imaginable that may or may not have to do with the system you're using. Contraction of "system" and "administrator"
whack - mangle requests to a printer or damage a printer
Section 8 - Maintenance Commands
bosskill - send a signal to your boss, or terminate your boss
ctluser - control lusers
guru - System administration
knife - tools to improve network performance via SNIP
luser - process to control the clueless induhviduals who (mis)use computer systems, peripheral devices and system administrators. Word play on "loser" and "user"
Last Modified : March 3, 1997
Heather Garvey / firstname.lastname@example.org